UNN – Uranus News Network FEBRERO es el mes de la CACA DE IOWA donde hay una reunión entre burros y elefantes cada ANO ELECTORAL ESTADOUNIDENSE. En La CACA DE IOWA, los Burros y Elefantes (Democratas y Republicanos) tiran peos y mierda con la intención de revolverlo en presencia del pueblo de aquel estado. Al final […]
Leer Más "La Caca De Iowa"Segun un articulo en la BBC, Stalin estudiaba la mierda de sus homologos antes de firmar acuerdos. Por eso y mucho mas los politicos y sus ideologias son una mierda.
Leer Más "Stalin y Sus Experimentos con Caca"UNN (URANUS NEWS NETWORK) According to sources from Tokyo, Kim III of North Korea was seen testing a series of suppositories known as the Taepongdong V. The purpose is to send them in the direction of Elephants, Donkeys and Hollywood inckuding Sean Penn, Caitlin Jenner, Kate Del Castillo, and the Kardashian Bitches. Gasalini and Huevalini […]
Leer Más "UNN : NORTH KOREA PREPARES SUPPOSITORY"UNN (URANUS NEWS NETWORK) Segun una revista japonesa, Kim III de Corea Del Norte fue visto preparando el lanzamiento de varios supositorios (el Taepongdong V). El proposito es estimular cagadas y peos con la penetracion del T V dentro del culo de Maduralini, Castro, Sean Penn y las Reinas de las Putas de Hollywood Kate […]
Leer Más "UNN : Corea Del Norte Prepara Supositorio"(F) Personal Maintenance/ Gasalini Vibrational Toilet and Fart Sound Yoga (D) Client attended the Gasalini Vibrational Toilet and Fart Sound Yoga for complete relaxation using Natural Gas. A 20 minute warm up yoga was incorporated including use of the Gasalini Vibrational Toilet for focus and clarity prior to deep relaxation. This was followed by […]
Leer Más "Personal Maintenance/ Gasalini Vibrational Toilet and Fart Sound Yoga"(F) Personal Maintenance/Gasalini Toilet Yoga (D) Client attended a 60 minute Gasalini Toilet Yoga Class today in a solo setting. The series «Clear Fecal Paranoia from Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders» was completed by client. This is a Gasalini Toilet Yoga Method used to crap on Sanders, Clinton, Palin, and […]
Leer Más "Gasalini Clear Fecal Paranoia From US Elections 2016 Yoga"(F) Personal Maintenance/Gasalini Butt Toilet Yoga (D) Client attended a 60 minute Gasalini Butt Toilet class today in a solo setting. The series of «For the Butt” was completed by the client under Gasalini’s supervision. This is butt toilet yoga created to engage client in lower body movement exercises with emphasis of farting while […]
Leer Más "Personal Maintenance/Gasalini Butt Toilet Yoga"(F) Personal Maintenance/Gasalini Beach Yoga (D) Clients attended a 60 minute Gasalini Beach Yoga class today in Hollywood Beach, Florida. The Series of “Beach Yoga and Law of Going Into Beach Fully Clothed” was completed by participants from the Democrats dressed in Blue Jeans with Donkeys and their opponents The Republicans dressed in Red […]
Leer Más "Personal Maintenance/Gasalini Beach Yoga USA Election 2016 Style"(F) Personal Maintenance/ Gasalini Toilet Yoga Meditation 2 (D) Client attended a 60 minute Gasalini Toilet Yoga Meditation Video Class on “The Conscious Communication with a Toilet and Its Use” today in a solo setting. The purpose is to provide a safe and solid foundation to engage in lower body Movement exercises. Various farting […]
Leer Más "(F) Personal Maintenance/ Gasalini Toilet Yoga Meditation 2"
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